overly attached girlfriend

:D

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 13:49:16 -0500

Cross your heart hope to die? BECAUSE I SWEAR I’LL STAB...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 23:54:24 -0400

Cross your heart hope to die? BECAUSE I SWEAR I’LL STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING EYE.

We have the same phone but your battery has drained more today?...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 12:22:41 -0400

We have the same phone but your battery has drained more today? Who have you been texting all day?

I traded in your iPhone 4S for an iPhone 4. I DON’T WANT...

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 10:26:00 -0400

I traded in your iPhone 4S for an iPhone 4. I DON’T WANT YOU TALKING TO SIRI.

We’ve been dating for a month. I CAN’T WAIT...

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 13:45:12 -0400

We’ve been dating for a month. I CAN’T WAIT FOREVER!

Hey babe, I accidentally erased all your female contacts. EXCEPT...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 22:41:17 -0400

Hey babe, I accidentally erased all your female contacts. EXCEPT MINE.

I wish I could kill my parents so I could live with you.

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 12:47:53 -0400

I wish I could kill my parents so I could live with you.

Reads freud. MURDERS YOUR MOTHER.

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 11:03:41 -0400

Reads freud. MURDERS YOUR MOTHER.

I booked a church for the 25th of June. You know, just in case...

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:38:25 -0400

I booked a church for the 25th of June. You know, just in case you have something to ask me.

If you are on Twitter and don’t follow me @AttachedGF, I...

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 22:06:11 -0400

If you are on Twitter and don’t follow me @AttachedGF, I will find you. =)

Did I ever mention I liked Justin Bieber?

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:31:24 -0400

Did I ever mention I liked Justin Bieber?

Hey, I just met you. If you don’t date me, you’ll...

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 13:19:45 -0400

Hey, I just met you. If you don’t date me, you’ll go to prison, I’ll say you raped me.

I had a dream that we broke up and I killed your family. LOL

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 11:34:18 -0400

I had a dream that we broke up and I killed your family. LOL

Accidentally hits you in the balls. “OH NO! MY FUTURE...

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 11:24:11 -0400

Accidentally hits you in the balls. “OH NO! MY FUTURE CHILDREN!”

You cheated on me? I’ll forgive you if you help me bury...

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 22:55:36 -0400

You cheated on me? I’ll forgive you if you help me bury the body.

When we get married, I want this in our bathroom.

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 16:13:59 -0400

When we get married, I want this in our bathroom.

Are you following me on Twitter? WHY THE HELL NOT?

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:56:52 -0400

Are you following me on Twitter? WHY THE HELL NOT?

Likes your status… FROM SIX MONTHS AGO

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:25:18 -0400

Likes your status… FROM SIX MONTHS AGO

You closed the bathroom door… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:15:10 -0400

You closed the bathroom door… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

robdelaney: CLEVELAND TONIGHT! See me, @mrdavehill & @mikepolkjr! Tickets: http://t.co/zlk1Ze03...

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:13:52 -0400

robdelaney:

CLEVELAND TONIGHT! See me, @mrdavehill & @mikepolkjr! Tickets: http://t.co/zlk1Ze03 RT! cc: @MichelleObama @AnnDRomney #moistie