When we get married, I want this in our bathroom.
Likes your status… FROM SIX MONTHS AGO
You closed the bathroom door… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
CLEVELAND TONIGHT! See me, @mrdavehill & @mikepolkjr! Tickets: http://t.co/zlk1Ze03 RT! cc: @MichelleObama @AnnDRomney #moistie
Another girl liked your Facebook Status? I blocked her for you.
I can’t wait till we can sleep together. FOREVER
I threw out my medication…. you’re all I need to be happy! :-)
You ate at Wendy’s? WHO THE FUCK IS WENDY?
Would introduce myself… if I knew who I was.
I decorated your car so it fits the occasion!
Outside your window during a thunderstorm.
Rick Rolls you. MEANS EVERY SINGLE WORD
I deleted your Facebook and made us a joint account. :-)
About to pull out? LET ME WRAP MY LEGS AROUND YOU.
