overly attached girlfriend

i love you.
:D

:D

Cross your heart hope to die?  BECAUSE I SWEAR I’LL STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING EYE.

Cross your heart hope to die?  BECAUSE I SWEAR I’LL STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING EYE.

We have the same phone but your battery has drained more today?  Who have you been texting all day?

We have the same phone but your battery has drained more today?  Who have you been texting all day?

I traded in your iPhone 4S for an iPhone 4.  I DON’T WANT YOU TALKING TO SIRI.

I traded in your iPhone 4S for an iPhone 4.  I DON’T WANT YOU TALKING TO SIRI.

We’ve been dating for a month.  I CAN’T WAIT FOREVER!

We’ve been dating for a month.  I CAN’T WAIT FOREVER!

Hey babe, I accidentally erased all your female contacts. EXCEPT MINE.

Hey babe, I accidentally erased all your female contacts. EXCEPT MINE.

I wish I could kill my parents so I could live with you.

I wish I could kill my parents so I could live with you.

Reads freud. MURDERS YOUR MOTHER.

Reads freud. MURDERS YOUR MOTHER.

I booked a church for the 25th of June. You know, just in case you have something to ask me.

I booked a church for the 25th of June. You know, just in case you have something to ask me.

If you are on Twitter and don’t follow me @AttachedGF, I will find you. =)

If you are on Twitter and don’t follow me @AttachedGF, I will find you. =)

Did I ever mention I liked Justin Bieber?

Did I ever mention I liked Justin Bieber?

Hey, I just met you.  If you don’t date me, you’ll go to prison, I’ll say you raped me.

Hey, I just met you.  If you don’t date me, you’ll go to prison, I’ll say you raped me.

I had a dream that we broke up and I killed your family. LOL

I had a dream that we broke up and I killed your family. LOL

Accidentally hits you in the balls. “OH NO! MY FUTURE CHILDREN!”

Accidentally hits you in the balls. “OH NO! MY FUTURE CHILDREN!”

You cheated on me? I’ll forgive you if you help me bury the body.

You cheated on me? I’ll forgive you if you help me bury the body.